No Mitt, I'm On

If you're campaigning for the presidency as a republican supporting "strong families" you've got to do your best to keep some of your personal interests from the public eye. Recently a reporter managed to sneak a peak at a certain candidate's CD collection and even heard him say how he wished he could buy more of his favorite genre but knew his every purchase was being watched. The reporter's resulting article about the ex-governor of Massachusetts's musical tastes was slated to run on the front page but his conservative editor-in-chief killed it with this order:

• Spare Romney's yen, more raps.