More Pricks than Knicks

A jury has decided that the coach of the Nicks is indeed a bad man. Or at least that he discriminated against Anucha Browne Sanders. Whether he harasses Sarah is another question. Regardless, the jury deliberated long and hard before coming to their conclusion. In fact, it all came down to a single religious juror who could not decide if Thomas was evil or not. He finally let his Russian wife make the decision for him. The case was closed as soon as he asked her this question:

• Natasha, is Isiah Satan?