Madam, I'm Treasonous

When a certain CIA officer revealed the author of bin Laden's latest video-taped speech, he blew his cover. He had wormed his way into the upper echelons of al-Qaeda but felt that this discovery was of such import that he had to give up what turned out to have been the good life. He lamented his loss to a colleague:

• Ned, I, a man, had a GM, a dam, "Azzam" Adam Gadahn, a maiden.

Before he informed the world, he sent this note to his mother about the American terrorist's own collection of vehicles and condiments:

• Ma, just a 'hi.' Adam Gadahn had a GM, a Daihatsu, jam.