Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Rear Guard

An important case for those citizens with buttocks has come up before Manhattan Judge Hartocollis. The question raised is simple enough: Can we show them or can't we? And does it matter why? The verdict on the few cheeks now displayed in Times Square will set the tone for callipygous individuals hoping for similar exposure in the future. As the judge put it, each pair currently viewable on 42nd Street is:
  • "An omen ass"—Anemona
Reminds me of a joke I got in trouble for telling in the sixth grade.


At 7:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was it you said in 6th grade???We want to know the joke.

At 6:51 AM, Blogger Michael Abrams said...

Use the link, lady!


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