Friday, May 19, 2006

  • Worst Intel Mac scam let nits row.
Let me explain. As you know, there was a lot of yammering and controversy when Apple switched to the new chips. But the real scandal, untold elsewhere, is that the new computers use slave labor. You think it's electricity powering that processor? Nope. Insects. Not even insects—insect eggs. And each one has an oar, pulling for all it's worth, so you can sit at home, surf the web and stumble across—need I say it?—inane blogs like this one.

3 Comments:

At 11:09 AM, Blogger jwinters said...

I guess that makes them not Intel, but Nit-el(ectric) chips.

 
At 2:07 PM, Blogger Michael Abrams said...

And now that you have discovered their anagrammatic secret they will send an army of nits to kill you.

Yo, trek nits tinker toy.

Or whatever.

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Chad F. said...

very clever palindrome!

 

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