I never thought I'd be chiming in about Tom Cruise's publicity, but . . . if Cruise started to notice that everyone was making fun of him he might just give up and send this note to, say, David Letterman:

• To host: on M:i:III, I'm not so hot.

This one would have made a good puzzle, but till someone solves the first one (which ain't that hard), I'm just tossing them on the blog whole.