Tuesday, May 23, 2006

". . . or I'll eat my hat" is the usual expression following a pronouncement of certainty. Others, though, proclaim that, if their statments are proven false, they will eat the nearest artist. I, for instance, was certain that no truly wise prisoner held at Guantanamo would ever be shown to the public. I was wrong, it turns out. Behold the consequences:
  • Sage detainees seen. I ate Degas.

4 Comments:

At 8:59 AM, Blogger jwinters said...

Well, if you want to go back to the Clinton administration, there was the case where Dr. Guinier, the nominee for assistant attorney general, was turned down because of her strident art views. I remember the headline clearly . . . .

Lani message: Degas seminal

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger Michael Abrams said...

Rather than compete, let's join forces:

Snub Lani message: detainees seen, I age Degas' seminal buns

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger Michael Abrams said...

ate, of course, ate

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger jwinters said...

"Degas' seminal buns"?

Muy yum!

 

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